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1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D
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Santa ji agaar aapko Garmi lage to aap kya krte ho?Santa-Mai Coolr ke samne baith jata hu.Q:Agar fir b Grmi lage to?Santa:To Coolr ON kr leta hu.Gd nt
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In a circus, a Lady was kissing a Lion inside a cage. Ringmaster asked people:Can anyone do it? Santa-Main auna par pehlan is Sher nu pichhe hatao..
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Banta- Meri leg neeli ho gyi e.Dr- Eh katni paugi, zehar fael gia e.Banta- Kat do.2 Din baadBanta- Meri duji leg V nili ho gai e.Dr- Eh V katni paugi, nakli legs la deange. 2 Din baadBanta- Eh nakli legs V neelia ho gaia ne. Dr- Chinta na kar bimari labhgi,eh teri chaddi da rang Utarda Hai.
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Preeto in vry romantic mood 2 Santa:tu jahan jahan chlega mera saya sath hoga,mera saya,mera saya.Santa:-yaar mainu ta pehla hi shak c k tu bhutni aa...
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Santa 2 wife: banto, vaise te chicken Bada tasty hai par kuch ajib lag raha hai. Banto: Banande hoye murge di latt jal gayi ci te main dettol la ditta ci.....
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Santa: kal sada bapu khu vich gir geya te jor jor nal chikka marn lag peya. Banta: Hun kiven hai? Santa: Theek hi houga, kal di khu vicho koi aawaz tan nahi ayi.
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Banta selling Parashut: Plane se kudo Button Dabao Aur aap zamin pe safely land! Customer: Agar Parashut na khula to? Banta: O G paise wapas!!
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Santa asked 2 Banta "If you dial 001, then what will happen? "Banta: "Police Jeep will come, but in Reverse Gear"......
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One day Santa had a dream that someone killed him Next day he closed his ICICI BANK Account? Bcoz of ICICI's slogan "WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE"
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