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If god gvs me 24 hrs b4 death, i will spend 23:55 mins wth u, And in the last 5 mins, i will press ur neck! Frnds na, lets go 2gthr
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Banta- Meri leg neeli ho gyi e.Dr- Eh katni paugi, zehar fael gia e.Banta- Kat do.2 Din baadBanta- Meri duji leg V nili ho gai e.Dr- Eh V katni paugi, nakli legs la deange. 2 Din baadBanta- Eh nakli legs V neelia ho gaia ne. Dr- Chinta na kar bimari labhgi,eh teri chaddi da rang Utarda Hai.
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Ram lal :- Thakur saheb, gabar singh ne bahu ki ijjat lut liThakur :- toh?Ramlal :- bahu rani puch rahi hai, gabar se badala lena hai, ya payment.
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Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Ladka:par Sir use attack diya kaise jai?
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Time table of good boys. MON - watch girl. TUE - propose. WED - marriage. THU-honeymoon. FRI - divorce. SAT - take rest. SUN- next.
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75 saal ke budhhe ne 15 saal ki ladki ke sath shaadi ki, Suhagrat pe dono khub roye, kyuki ladki kuch janti nahi thi, aur budha sab bhul gaya tha......
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Child: Mom isbar hum sare patakhe is shopse lenge. Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai. Child: Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiyan Yhi rahti hai......
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Redefined defination-: Guys may be flirting around all the day but before they go to sleep they always think abt the girl they truely love.it's a fact......
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1ladki ne coin dal ke apna wajan Kiya - 58kg. Sandal utari - 56kg. Jacket utari - 53kg. Fir Dupata - 52kg. or coin khatm. 1Bhikhari bola-"Tu chalu rakh, sikke mai dalunga."
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GIRLS have STUPID speciality..! They get WET without BATH! They BLEED without an INJURY! They give MILK without eating GRASS! Make BONELESS things HARD!
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